THAN THIS, THEN I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG.

Billy Mays is not here. So therefore he cannot say "BILLY MAYS HERE". Only a couple of weeks ago me and my brother started looking up billy mays or other infomercial dubs on youtube. We found this extravaganza of clips and fantasic dubs. Click here to see Jaboody Dubs channel, he's fucking hilarious (IM NOT PROMOTING HIM, YOU FUCKING MODS) - http://www.youtube.com/user/jabo0odydu bs?blend=1&ob=4 -

*sigh* Now he's just like Michael Jackson another person we can't make jokes at without being a total douchebag. :3.

May your Hercules Hook last forever in our hearts. =D

https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp

SHAMWOW

:D

my old post. So I thought I'd make this for now :D

LOL DICK 8===D

Hmmm there must be something to amuse you guys for now.

Here: http://www.creativestable.com/blog/fac ebook-smileys

Dick with your friends on Facebook chat for hours! Great family fun! (except don't bring your yunno actual family into those convos). Keep in mind that ---- (^^^) ---- is a shark, that putting a star before and after a word puts it in bold ------ *DICK* ------ to underline something, put two underscore marks at the sides ------- _COCK_ -------- Italics, Italics, this ones tricky guys jsut simply do a combo of both (in this order) ---------- _ROFL* ---------- (you thought I was gonna say Penis :P)

I suggest you read the comments because they have a lot more stuff too :D

oh and i.e. the reason I didn't like titile this Facebook chat smileys is because I don't want one big mob of Facebook fucks bragging about getting with the program, I mean, a million people dont know half the smileys on Facebook. Facebook isn't important to me really, I just use it to communicate with my hoes rofl 8D. I mean HOLY H4X, can you imagine my front page? It's littered with quizzes and chats, oh merciful god, the chats. Holy shit, that's something I can't stand. The chats, just like an AIM convo all over facebook that no ones cares about; UM LADIES, IT'S CALLED CHAT, IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO CLICK ON THE PERSONS NAME ON CHAT, THEN AT LEAST TALK TO THEM ON AIM. THEN THAT'S WHEN OTHER PEOPLE START JOINING IN AND HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING CONVERSATION RIGHT ON THE FRONT PAGE! *sigh* ^end rant

oh well, there, now I have something to stare at for the next couple of weeks or sooner =D

SCHOOL'S A BITCH. DAMMIT.

Failing my essay writing class... just putting that out there. Ha, if you ever saw me work in the fall, you'd be inspired to go onto college if your old enough. I was the most hard-working mother fucker that ever conquered that high-school; well, at least my main classes (History, Bio, Geometry, and English all for 2 terms :D gts)

Now sitting in spanish class with the most stillest/quietest class ever to walk (or sit :3) the earth isn't nearly as fun as listening to the asswipe of a sub that took over the teacher that apparently took off the rest of the year for some unknown reason. You ask a question in spanish class, pray to god it's a one-word-response. You ask her a personal. topic related question (THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT) she respnds with a 5-min lecture answering that and then branching off into some other world.

Well onto my essay writing. Putting no effort into the class because apparently I feel no motivation towards any of classes right now cause I've lost it. Until the summer, I'll be acting like a dumb idiot trying to endure the simplest of HW assignments.

I have to work on my music blog for essay writing class. My teacher's a pretty cool cat, he's like a friendly bear, except he's bald rofl. I don't like writing blogs for that class, it's so formal and it's for school, which means I can be as naturally as I really am dammit (see?!? XD). Well, he wants the us to do a blog entry on whatever the hell we want, and have it due every monday. Simple, Yes. Freedom, No. It's basically a semi-formal personal essay about whatever we want to write passionately about. Fun and simple. Except I don't feel as motivated to do HW as I did in the fall. gts.

Hopefully making another medal post? Idk, by a long shot, there's a hell of a lot of games with medals out there as well as there are walkthroughs that you can google. Except they aren't as passionate as mine <3

Furthermore, Is...IS that the BIRDS CHIRPING. OH SHIT. HA HA! I need to get to sleep, eye appointment at 11 AM. This is why I love teh weekends. Just doing random bullshit stuff with friends while enjoying it all the more :3

Thanks to that douche Malachy, who couldn't take a joke, I'm banned form reviewing for 2 days, funny, just simply funny how in 1 hour, it's the weekend. Funny how at 11:00 on Saturday night, I can start reviewing and such. Funny how when I wake up, it'll be a lazy sunday. With HW I'm betting. This just isn't fair. He's the one who should be brought to justice for making a bitch of a flash.

Yunno what, right here, right here is that god-forsaken son of a - ugh sorry.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
493659

And This is the proof.. :/

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 2 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Pico Saves KFC on 4/30/09 at 9:37:17 PM:

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Score: 1 / 10
Summary: I swear to god
Review: if this isn't blammed within an hour. Just lock up all your doors tonight.. no question asked.. no questions answered :D
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"blam comment"

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

And here is Malachy who apparantly is a Moderator *Sigh*, oh well. at least I have another post up :D.

http://malachy.newgrounds.com/

This really sucks, but I know other people had worse. Comment at your will. =/

Well, Judging by my medals I truly do have a lot of time on my hands; and by that I mean I have so much free time, that I never do HW and usually my evenings end up here playing games on Newgrounds and earning medals to pass the time. Obviously I haven't beaten Portal Defenders yet but SURPRISINGLY, I beat P-Bot's cleanup game which is basically a game of chance, ya gotta be quick and don't go a little bit above the suds, just go like a space above them to earn percentage, and if you do, You'll end up getting Lill'jim whose stats are all equal. Some game with medals, I think it was Fear Unleashed 2 or something has medals that are really impossible to get and the gameplay is horrible.; it's too hard, too many enemies appear, but I have to admit the fighting style is great and could be applied to some other project. But basically the only medal you can earn would probably be the "Kill 100 enemies" medal and hopefully the "Maxed out Magic" medal if you can get that far. Obviously I haven't gotten any of these, but they seem possible to get.

With Thing Thing Arena 3, the easiest way to get weapon medals is to go to the Medium Laboratory. The Trick here is yunno where one ammo is (it's in the bottom-right area of the field) well you want to on the other side where the ammo is in the middle. go to the bottom, there you can rest up and regain health, it's kind of a glitch but a legit one LOL. just hid there until you're health regains and shoot 'em up again lol. Work with one weapon at a time and you'll get those 100 kills in no time. Except when it ceoms to The Carbonic Acid gun, rebound gun, and the spiked grenade gun, then you'll have to clever from there. Artifact 19? HA HA I sure as hell don't have it. But Rumors say that you have to get all weapon medals except the (non-gun ones, 150 headshots, execution, tried em all, throwing weapons, that kind of stuff) then get 100 kills with the last weapon medal you got and the artifact 19 will appear in a 3rd slot when you start up another game :D.

I think that they're making too much games have medals, that isn't a bad thing, yet it isn't a good thing either. It kinda demonstrates the fact that anyone can apply medals to their game. I have to admit, I already beat "Castle Crashing The Beard", and now they have medals for it which is kinda cool; I could get my hands on most of 'em if I had the spare time, but I've been so caught up in my schoolwork that the only thing I can do is rate and save flash submissions, which are still fun to me and help pass the time in a dangerously addictive way.....hmmmm.. I personally recommend you get a laptop or a crappy one, so that you can set your performance to Power-Saver mode or an energy saving mode which of course makes the game lag; the first time I played this I've never really noticed my performance options, so I played with lag and it didn't bother me none because the lag helps you predict "The Beard's" next attack and successfully avoid it; When he starts to curl up his beard, I suggest that you run away because he'll "Spit out his beard or stretch it" for a short distance causing damage obviously if you make contact. This is probably one of his moves that I find the most annoying, if you run too far away from him he'll twist up his beard and perform some windmill fan move that rushes towards you, I advice you run in the opposite direction ass fast as you can and he'll eventually stop a few seconds later. Another move that he performs is the "Falling bread" attack, you'll notice this if his head goes up into the sky , I advise that you wait for the bread to drop down and then dodge in between them because they can go through surfaces once they hit them. The final move that he performs is the "Laser Eyes", watch out for that because it can sever your health bar badly kinda like Wadolf's "Shoop Da Woop" attack in Portal Defenders (it traps you and damages you until the laser recedes; The trick with the "Laser Eyes" attack is that he shoots down one level at a time (aka a floor or a height or something like that) making it easy enough to dodge with perfect timing; You'll become aware of this attack once he shifts over to one side of the field and shoots across the first floor, that's when you quickly run/jump to the top ledge avoiding the laser that sweeps the ground floor. Once you "defeat" the beard, he'll start exploding like he's having some sort of emotional breakdown or something, but don't get too excited because the party ain't over just yet; After you beat him, he'll transform into a skull and'll spit fireballs out like sunflower seeds every time he shifts from one side to the other. I don't know any hints for him [skull] except to keep your distance and attack him once the fireballs start to spread out, then fall back once he's about to execute the same move again [which he only does], and you'll beat him in no time; well I guess that is hints oh well here's another one (HINT: Lag can sometimes be a good thing =D). Follow my advice or create some new tactics that I'd loved to explore/learn about and oh keep hitting those tombstones as well and you'll level up in no time (HINT: try to group tombstones together so that you'll get double, triple or even quadruple points when you hit them each time, plus you'll also get points from attacking the beard as well; those are just some great combos I discovered a while ago when playing this :D).

Before, medals and achievements were like the gold standard of accomplishment in your life, but now I think they're adding some simple easy ones and some terribly hard ones. I tried out Barbarian Bob [Remake], it's a good game I never beat it or got any medals for it as you can tell, because it's just a frustrating game overall to me.; It kinda lags in some places, and the combat system isn't really that good, but that's my opinion.

Well, sigh. Im so bored right now. I'm just going to play more games and work on this later. until then kudos to you or anyone for reading this ^^

HA HA! IM BACK! I edited a parts of this post as well as adding some new info and advice to, of course, medal games :D. I was feeling too lazy to edit this post but I was feeling kinda motivated today so here it is. Hope people respond, if they can actually find me, I noticed some people have =D!!!!!!, out of millions of compelling Newgrounds Users. BUT more advice is on the way!!! You'll soon be flourishing with medals once I finish this upcoming posts!! :3